Yeah. My mileage varies with that. 

You. Out.

1 win out of 60 (maybe) - or cross “throw an MLB no-hitter” off his bucket list?

Why can't I stop laughing at this? 

Exactly. Years ago, I stopped making fun of my wife for watching asinine tv shows. I used to be a pompous ass, now I'm just a reserved ass. We’re now much happier in this realm of our life. Different strokes for different folks, eh?

That’s cool n’ all, but...whaaat?

You gave it 20 minutes. Try decaf.

Usually, I laugh at those softies in the first rows that bail, EVEN THOUGH THEY KNOW THAT THERE’S A NET. This lady has my full respect.

Russell Wilson is their captain.

173 and oh!

I believe Keon Broxton did this same last year for these Brewers. It’s delightful! To answer your question: I have no idea.

Dear Leader was impressed with Ovy’s hands? That seems plausible, considering he has the hands and temperament of a toddler. Calling Ivanka a “friend?” His thirst for her makes much more sense now.

I'm with Lord Coders. I tried, but thankfully only glitched up. After resetting myself, I just imagined him being led out the White House doors in a straitjacket. I'm much better now.

Just great. Next winter's hot stove is going to be worse than microwaved lettuce. 

Loch Ness Monster! 

I’ll bet Eloy has been to 0.0 gWar concerts.

It is clearly past your bedtime.

Classic redirection. Brian Murphy has taught you well.

Just like Happy Gilmore screaming/talking to the door intercom.

Winner