Watch your mouth sonny, before you get the classified section rapped on your knuckles!

Is Drew contagious? Do you not have soap and running water at Deadspin Headquarters?

It's been 10 minutes. Check back later this evening before pressing charges. Sheesh.

No

Who is John Galt?

I enjoy our changes in season and tempermental weather, but I would love to do some tent camping this weekend.

HURR DURR FER SURE, EH?

A pound of what?

Just this week, I watched this for the first time. I get this reference!

Napoleon, how could anyone possibly even know that? 

I know East Carolina doesn't have "State" in it, but I still remember it from that one time.

Nothing is fucked here, dude.

Just like Clarence Worley.

The great thing about this, is it looks like you took the picture of the comic out of your own book. You knew where to find this exact one, you found it, and followed through. Nicely done!

“TIED the room together.”

If you'll never understand, then don't worry about it. 

I feel the same way about Todds.

Just couldn’t help yourself, could you?

-1 Brewers fan who will be uttering that.

Got 'em!