OSHA makes me physically sick. You should colonize Neptune. 

I was screaming “Get your elbow over the bar fer crissakes!!”

It’s a reminder to the 11 fans in attendance that “Yes, your team is like a rosebush after all the flowers have been plucked, but you’re still in Miami. Life isn’t too bad.”

Glad I kept scrolling to read this gem!

I might watch a game or two if they made hitting the post worth 4 points. 

My heart: Shucks. Poor guy.

“hu?" I stumbled over that, but I love it. Now.

Diego Maradona will need resuscitation at some point, I'm sure. 

Hee hee

Yeah ya do.

This was my entire thought process during that play as well. I was visiting someone in a hospital at the time, so I couldn’t properly articulate my frustration. If my head exploded, at least I was in the right place. 

As a fireplace and chimney repair professional, I approve of this message. Just make sure NateDogg uses the concave striker. He’s been slacking lately.

BECUZ! Those two countries are the best two countries in the WORLD! And it’s a SERIES!

Decepticons, amirite?

He is the military surplus store owner in Falling Down.

He is probably flattered, but has been advised to say otherwise. 

I'm kinda curious...

15 stars on this inane comment? I didn't know Manny had that many friends.

First, this prick bonks Piña in the face on his swing follow-through earlier in the series (AND DIDN’T APOLOGIZE), now he tries to bagtag/rip out Arcia’s ACL? I say we un-do his adorable cornrows and give him the noogie of a lifetime!

Take your sympathy, understanding, correct observation, and get the hell outta here! This is a fubaw conversation.