Yeah...

Get. Out.

Every Cubs fan that read this just went Section 8.

Uecker! C'mon on man...

Word.

Womp womp

Is this comment written by a cat? If so, neat-o! Do you like the Tigers?

I don’t get it.

Yuh huh!! Ask the Orioles, Browns, and Packers (respectively).

Dad?

Verily, this is the beginning of the end.

Was that a catch though?

I, for one, am getting tired of the “wasting one’s talent on losing teams” declaration. Winning is cute and all, but the guy is able to play ball at a high level and get paid handsomely. Is he (or any stallion on a garbage team) not being stimulated enough? Poor guy.

Sounds pretty fishy to me. 

Brady Anderson

Maybe our fearless leader doesn't understand the *-69 feature. Or maybe I'm just too old. Or both.

“So, none of us understand physics at a kindergarten level. Plus, my wife gets moist during his State Farm commercial, and it makes me feel insecure. So I’m throwing the flag on him. Duh.”

This logic is why tackle football is becoming the chosen sport of Neanderthals. 

If the questionable roughing penalty never gets called on Clay, this kicker probably still has a job. 

Foregone conclusion, eh? Good luck with that pitching staff and feeble bullpen. Considering your insane schedule, I look forward to you having a play-in game on the road just to get the 2nd Wild Card, losing spectacularly, then BITCHING the whole off-season about global warming. Woooooo!!!