Well then!

+ 0.4375

Impressive base-running skills - dude never broke stride rounding 3rd!

Sorry buddy. You're definitely crazy.

That's hardcore, man.

I'm skeptical of your claim, but if you're right, you're right, and I'll just keep breezing through life untethered.

I am still baffled by this. WTF happened? 

Beagles gets hit by falling anvil

Brewers come to Wrigley on Monday too. I hope they bunt it to Lester all day. It would be hysterical. Buckle Up, FIBs!!

I think you missed the point, Mr. Soo.

That shit made me glitch up for two full seconds.

I think you're on to something with "Not that anyone cares..."

Yah

I’m pretty sure one of the people depicted in the clip won’t have a job soon. A 2nd person in the clip might call in sick for a few years. Other than that, I have no idea.

You tell ‘im!

I wish I could change my username.

An accident is where his tire blows out, he careens over, and plows into the car. His mistake was completely preventable. Punishments for vehicular manslaughter are higher when alcohol/drugs are involved - and rightfully so. What do you think he deserves for punishment? This jackass ENDED TWO LIVES! 15 years seems…

Womp womp. GTFOH

Cripes, I can’t even fathom a device that measures the RsPM of a pitched ball.

I enjoy your comments and all, but GET OFFA THE INTERNET!!