Heyhowareya Tim!

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‘stalotta questions, bruh...

Nnnniiiiiiice!!

I can’t exactly call what Larry did to countless minors HUMANE, so fuck ‘im.

As his agent, you must be equally stressed. Thoughts and prayers. 

This one is my favorite. This one had no event, just harmless scale pushing. I wish I could have seen your “WHOOOA, that scale is hot!” reaction.

What the hell happened to the lopped-off finger tip?

Butthurt

It’s RUSSIA.

Funny, but I think it's St. Petersburg, RUSSIA.

...and what's with the bottle of "secret stuff" in the background? I'm going with whiskey because it sure made me a bulletproof smack-talker.

I don’t trust anyone with two first names for their full name.

Why are tackle football players so hostile?

Knock it off 

I live in Appleton. They should have stuck with the Foxes. It just happened during that dumb phase when everyone tried to out-clever/weird each other while naming MiLB teams.

Of all the things to compare a timeline to...

Oy!

I'll allow it.

Yeah. I’m pretty sure he didn’t touch home plate. I’m calling the PGA.