Desperate? Perhaps.

Duuuuuuuuuuuude

Home base? You're adorable...

Did I just unwittingly read a second blog entry?

Squish ‘im! Then smear his carcass on a rock as a stern warning to his posse! Yee haw!!

After scrolling through all the comments and not seeing my fave, I’m going to reply here, since your post is right up there for me too. I go into a Brett Phillips-esque seizure when I think about...

That shit is outstanding! It is equally satisfying how they portray the “Trump boys.”

The NBA is sooooo uninteresting. 

Not My President!! Roar!!!

< Regurgitating the lyrics quietly to myself >

Ahhh jeeez...

I wonder how many dead hookers were left in their bathroom before they threw their hands up, and decided to put this request on their marquee?

Yes...perhaps.

Baby steps, man.

But...free Whoppers!!

Like Hot Water Heater

This is good.

I must have missed that - somehow.

At this point, they aren’t “kids,” they’re “deductions.”

Did you tap each “0,” or did you just hold the “0" button down for a spell?