Wild Goose Chase!

You’re as clever as you are handsome.

alrightythen

IN THE FHYS!!

I think the Kinjastar button is broken. I pressed the star button repeatedly, and the number next to the star only went up or down one! I must have pressed the button 964 times. I really like this post!

Oye!

Word

5th grade report on Hawaii. My diorama consisted of a Sgt. Slaughter G.I. Joe figure surfing on a blue cardboard wave. Watching Magnum P.I. didn’t help my obsession. I can’t wait to return. It is heavenly.

I immediately thought about Calvin’s report on bats.

Was your friend Tommy Brady? I hear he’s a fancy dog that appreciates a good fire hydrant...

Git ‘im!

Please tell me you two are Mark Buehrle’s uncles or something.

I did not.

Use name checks out

Boba Fetts. Heh.

Too soon, man. Too soon.

Knock it off, Simmons...

Humberto Greatwhiteshark?

My eyes got real big when that beast dug in. I can’t believe them bastards still stood in their rings.

Ahhhhhhhhhahahahahaha!!!