...and a fine story, it is.

Babies have been delivered before their expected due date before. Not me, of course - but I’ve heard that.

Jeez...what?? I suppose that’s funny.

I just like the word “hobo.”

Olympic surfing in Chiba.

Well said.

Funny. In the documentary “Step Into Liquid,” there was a segment on a group of good ol’ boys surfing on Lake Michigan in Sheboygan in the fall (it’s surf-able). Of course, they had to cut the session short because the Packer game was starting soon.

Really?? I’m 41, and don’t know anyone (personally) over 15 who’s played it. Not that it matters, I guess. We’ll be fine - keep up the resistance!

That is funny, but put your commas inside the quotation marks next time. Especially when your error is followed by “dumbass.”

Deadspin Up All Night is down the hall, 2nd door past the elevators, on your right. They’ll love this. You might want to pocket your Ludes though...

I thought the level of humbleness was refreshing - especially coming from a professional athlete.

< shaking head, starred anyway, got back on the Highway to Hell >

Wee man?

There’s always the next game?

Well done, Pops!

I’ve surfed twice in my life. First time on the “bunny hill,” I did just fine. So I move up to the bigger waves, thinking I’m good. I wasn’t. But I bet I had the most fun out of anybody on that beach. You’re right - survival is exhilarating.

Or dead. Or will be alive someday.

A weed killer ad? Today? That’s quite the contradiction. I was attacked by a Diet Dr. Pepper ad. “It’s the sweet one...” Eh.

Gaaah!

Preach! We just got pounded with a foot of snow this weekend. Fucking snowflakes indeed!