< Regurgitating the lyrics quietly to myself >

Ahhh jeeez...

I wonder how many dead hookers were left in their bathroom before they threw their hands up, and decided to put this request on their marquee?

Yes...perhaps.

Baby steps, man.

But...free Whoppers!!

Like Hot Water Heater

This is good.

I must have missed that - somehow.

At this point, they aren’t “kids,” they’re “deductions.”

Did you tap each “0,” or did you just hold the “0" button down for a spell?

Wild Goose Chase!

You’re as clever as you are handsome.

alrightythen

IN THE FHYS!!

I think the Kinjastar button is broken. I pressed the star button repeatedly, and the number next to the star only went up or down one! I must have pressed the button 964 times. I really like this post!

Oye!

Word

5th grade report on Hawaii. My diorama consisted of a Sgt. Slaughter G.I. Joe figure surfing on a blue cardboard wave. Watching Magnum P.I. didn’t help my obsession. I can’t wait to return. It is heavenly.

I immediately thought about Calvin’s report on bats.