Deadspin Up All Night is down the hall, 2nd door past the elevators, on your right. They’ll love this. You might want to pocket your Ludes though...

I thought the level of humbleness was refreshing - especially coming from a professional athlete.

< shaking head, starred anyway, got back on the Highway to Hell >

Wee man?

There’s always the next game?

Well done, Pops!

I’ve surfed twice in my life. First time on the “bunny hill,” I did just fine. So I move up to the bigger waves, thinking I’m good. I wasn’t. But I bet I had the most fun out of anybody on that beach. You’re right - survival is exhilarating.

Or dead. Or will be alive someday.

A weed killer ad? Today? That’s quite the contradiction. I was attacked by a Diet Dr. Pepper ad. “It’s the sweet one...” Eh.

Gaaah!

Preach! We just got pounded with a foot of snow this weekend. Fucking snowflakes indeed!

This is a good, refreshingly honest take.

Hey!

LaLaLaLaLaLa...I can’t hear what you’re saying...LaLaLaLaLaLa

Bronx Bummer

I finally zoomed into your avatar to see what it is.

Train drivers? I suppose that makes sense. Kinda like a submarine, but not under water.

I hope this gets some love.

< Chortle >

There’s always the next game! Woooooooooooooooooo!!!!!