You’re not wrong, Beave...

What the heck??

*apologise

Nice marmot.

173 sounds right to me.

Nicely done. Goldblum at his perpetually-confused finest.

I’m so glad to see that you’re still alive! You are alive right?

Are you lost?

Why did I have to press Load More Comments 15 times to get to this?? This is a quintessential grandpa move. Their “banter” with wait staff is eye-shielding/sigh-inducing!

I hear ya...

That is the best response to a physician’s advice ever. I am inspired!

I’m on it...

I’m getting a Grinch-y grin just thinking about some event that forces the general public to see that twat without his make-up on, his dentures still in the cup, and his wig hanging on a coat rack.

I am looking forward to the day when the common fan leaves to find a new hobby. When the bubble bursts (and it will), Big Sport will be enjoyable again. Teachers will earn more than long snappers. Tickets and hot dogs will be reasonably priced. It will be nice.

Amy, Sarah, or Michelle

I was scared of those shirts when I was a youngster. The Misfits too. I was such a wuss.

I’ll take that action!

User name checks out.

Can’t forget about Hunt...

Shut up, Beavis.