I usually roll my eyes at replies like this, but you’re right: 10 (now 11) stars for a gorgeous “out-of-left-field” comment in 10 hours on a popular article IS criminal. You can have a star too.

I am not ashamed to chortle.

“Mama’s going to put all her fears into you.”

Commenter “awg” = Thomas Morstead, who went to punting camp with Kluwe in ‘06. The map in my closet with the push pins and the red string just got more elaborate.

You’re adorable.

Oh. OK.

Oof

That was amusing!

I always thought Karkovice looked like a cop. I always referred to him as “Officer Karkovice.” Was 15 year-old me clever, or was that his nickname?

99 problems, but me bruising my elbow on a backboard ain’t one of ‘em.

Please read this link. This is how it should be, but never will.

I hope the baseball folds ON YOUR FACE!

Just you. You’re the last.

Speak for yourself, dickweed.

Serves him right!

Finally! A disc golf comment (albeit pending, but still). I’m an avid disc golfer and occasional ball golfer. The satisfaction of a well-crushed shot is equally euphoric - true for any game I suppose. The strategies and objectives employed in both golfs are the same. Disc gets the edge because sobriety is frowned upon…

I completely agree with your baseball comment. It has been an international game for awhile now. There was no good reason to cut baseball out of the Olympics. However, curling seems pretty sweet. I would think that a baseball person would have the patience and appreciation for curling. Give it an honest try. Would you…

Andres Gallaraga was (a good) El Gato.

A few things: Roar of the Rings?!? I don’t care if it was the sport of shower curtain loop and rod threading, I would THROW DOWN at an event called Roar of the Rings. Then you have double elimination for top-seeded teams in a tournament? Interesting. I’m interested. Finally, that GIF was...I don’t know. I’m still…

Why not?