Delightful

Good share. I’m still mystified by the “won his perfect game” comment, though. I’m trying desperately to make it make sense, but I just can’t. I get what you’re saying, but Big Syntax has taken control of my conscience.

* You’re

Asshole

As an in-home service tech (chimney sweep), can confirm. I don’t mind people watching what I’m doing, but stay the fuck out of my personal space and don’t suggest where I should set up my ladder. I’m a friendly fella, and enjoy conversation. Advising a DIYer is a good feeling, and I’m happy to do so. I’m positive that…

I respectfully disagree. I roll my eyes when I hear factory set ringtones. This is one easy way to show that you have a pulse! My ringtone for most calls is the outgoing-call tone at the end of Another Brick in the Wall, et al. I usually get along with people who recognize it. You’re right though, vibrate is best in…

Citizen of Earth, 2016: It gets worse.

Unreal

They’re going to kill that poor woman, man!

How come Baez’s tag on Puig sliding into 2nd hasn’t been mentioned? Not only was it another fine example of his lightingfast hand-eye-coordination, but he gave Puig the Mutombo finger wag! Then he is blowing gum bubbles while mashing taters! He’s like a savant, or something. I can’t stand the Cubs (see username), but…

Fuck you too.

Hunter Pence is happy for his reprieve.

(snickering uncontrollably)

Ms. Theisen,

It’s perhaps amusing to people that were raised by parents of Christian faith. You typed a “1" instead of an “I.” before Corinthians. Plus “one Corinthians” sounds grammatically conflicting.

Argumentative, Your Honor.

Not very subtle (he was swatting dongers vigorously for a handful of summers), but I remember Kevin Mitchell. He made an impression on 12-year-old me as a highlight on my sports follies VHS tape. While playing left field, he almost overran a flyout, but reached back and caught it barehanded running towards the line.…

What about Andy Capps - the quintessential drunk uncle of comic strip lore?

If you own a Brewers hat, please turn it in to the local authorities. It doesn’t matter if you think you’re right or if you really are a fortune teller, your pessimism can be contagious. They are a fun team to watch, and it seems that they genuinely enjoy playing ball together. Please don’t kill their buzz.

Stand up paddleboarding - a SPORT? In the Oh-LIM-pics?? Pfft...