So...if a state doesn’t have:

I will be shocked if it’s not Duckworth. Not saying I’m for or against her*, I just think it checks all of the boxes, as gross as that sounds.

I’ve been a DWTS junkie since nearly the beginning. I’m not ashamed.

Unseen footage from this interview has Bets offering up her Michigan mansion and palace-sized yacht to be used as extra square footage for area public schools. She said she’d be willing to hand use of these properties over for the entire school year, if deemed necessary. 

Welp, now I’m dying to watch The Usual Suspects. 

Interestingly, while thrifting last week, I just happened upon a DVD boxed set of the entire series. That was a GREAT find. I audibly howled in excitement when I found it. :)

That is the smile of someone trained to smile. *shudder*

Let’s be honest, alot of Trump’s voter base is old and semi-infirm. Wouldn’t repubs want to ENCOURAGE voting by mail?! Old people love the mail. They also love sitting in their La-Z-Boys yelling at the TV while not leaving the house.

Tom Cruise getting dragged by Balki Bartokomous?! I need to find this STAT

...but he peed on my rug. It really tied the room together. 

PEMF Device - could it be one of these Bemer things - as in the MLM/pyramid scheme? A friend of mine is a seller... :/   sounds hokey.

I was adorned with my tramp stamp back in 2001, during college. It’s my only tattoo, and it’s a design that I found in a National Geographic when I was a kid and held onto for years. I fucking loved it then and I fucking love it now. What in the hell do I need to feel shame about?

<sslloooow claap>

The Federation also argues that the women’s team engages in different work because it doesn’t play in the same establishments as the men’s teams.

noah’s for sure

*stars for you all day* for pro-woman, anti-gun, BO-JACK reference

Love this ode to my hometown and our wonky-ass food.

Oh jeez. Eastern SD, as in South Dakota? God bless your mom. I know how hard that had to have been for your mom, and still is for any progressives living there. I grew up in Steve King country. Enough said.

Kim Kardashian revealed that she’s considering a permanent move to Wyoming because it’s the one place that doesn’t demand she wear mink eyelashes.

puh-LEEZE SOMEHOW FIND THAT PERSON AND SUGGEST THIS THING. I would be sooooo happy to hear her say this on the news, with all of the sarcasm and irony it requires. And she needs to do it IN A TRUMP VOICE doing the hand gestures and everything. PLEASE.