Post Dump these guys have really been unraveling. They don’t have his static-filled baseline of imbecilic tweets to fuzz their own moronic statements with a blur of cult-legit anymore, so they just keep shrieking louder and louder into the void of their own wasted lives and empty minds.

It’s amazing that a man that’s inherited millions from frozen dinners and spent his entire adult life working in mass media has reinvented himself as a Man of the People

He has been at absolute war with anything good or joyful from that moment on. Jon Stewart’s words are a Morgul blade stuck in his heart that he can never remove.

Tucker is America’s bow-tied taint wart. This imbecilic silver-spoon millionaire jackass is the worst.  

I think Iowa is just as racist, sexist and homophobic as the rest of the U.S. and I live here.  People are just nicer about it.

Please please please promise me that if Biden picks Duckworth the Jezebel writers aren’t going to shit all over her. This article is not doing that, thankfully, but it does make me wary that such a take is coming.

I’m surprised her Chiclet teeth didn’t serve as a better barrier to infection

My sadistic hope is that Parscale is replaced by Jared Kushner, the Dunning-Kruger Mr. Fix-It of the Trump organization.

I am genuinely happy for Gaetz.  That he now has a designated driver.

Those dang Chinamen* don’t give a plugged nickel about FOOTBAW, so what good are they?

Starred for both rightness and because ANY reference to Torgo deserves stars. 

They aren’t doing the same job. The women are winning.

“Warren 2020:  My kids do their own shit."

better yet, go hang with Barack & Michelle instead.   :)

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

I will always use even the thinnest excuse to post it.  :D

I always knew I hated math.

Jelly Bean, junk drawer, jumper cable, juice, janitor, javelin, jury duty