I dislike Cruz with the intensity of a thousand suns, but I’m not going to bag on his eating of food on the campaign trail.

No mention of Wanda and the baby devouring the dogs and then stabbing Ramsay with the dog bones.

Ah....I see. That right there is some:

Like you, sometimes my big penis gets in the way of my eyes, and I struggle with reading comprehension. It clearly is a burden you and I share.

with this line, “I’d rather be confronted by someone, then being shot in a public space without my knowledge and consent...”, I’m going to go way out on a limb and guess that you have a penis.

In fairness, I often referred to Scalia as Shithead, so I can understand how someone could get a Justice’s name wrong.

I hate to start things with “In fairness to Trump...”, but in fairness to Trump, our “man card” is really fantastic, and he just assumes that you gals have a similar card.

Finally, someone has made good looking clothes for nipple-less women with gravity defying boobs.

I was in elementary school for the Reagan/Carter election. We had a vote in class, which started a long trend of me picking the losing candidate.

I get that not everyone is as old as me, but do folks really not remember 2008?

This is what happens when you call a runner, a jogger.

Was the question, ”Did you fart?”

he has Ted Cruz’s nose

You should meet my 3 year old son.

OK...I’ve watched this three or four times, and I’m not seeing the cutaway that allows the stunt double to do that fall.

If marketing a car for “the masses”, do you think the transition to electric would be easier if the interior looked a bit more like a “normal” car with gauges and dials?

i mean I can see his point.

Bless your heart...I rarely chuckle out loud in the office, and you achieved loud chuckles with that.

Yeah...”massive” is the word to describe that.

I don’t think it qualified as a “riot” when it is a cumin-induced riot of one. Maybe “rant in the streets” for one person, but I suspect you are going to struggle to find enough cumin deprived ranters to make a riot.