Surely they would make an exception to let woke tampon bae ride as well.

Rarely do I agree with your lists, and overall, it is crap, but at least you got #1 correct.

I would bet almost anything that these guys also are not carrying around tampons in their fanny packs.

Stephen Curry is lucky

Yeah, but he’s now pushing 50, it sadly probably wouldn’t be two minutes...the actual P in V might be two minutes, but there would be the agony of him getting slightly hard, fumbling around a bit, getting all sweaty, losing his erection, blaming you (hopefully silently but likely aloud) for being a slut and making him…

My god....did you see the length of the finger of the woman in the middle with short hair?

Even Ted Cruz?

So, you are saying that Hillary pays the women at the top more than she pays men, and Hillary pays the average woman over $5,000 more than Bernie pays the average woman?

You know...I can’t think of a joke here, but I suspect you might be right.

Three farts per week? You could glue my ass shut, and I’d still fart more than that.

I would argue that Cruz as president has more downside than Trump as president.

I would take Trump over Cruz any day.

Are we upset that they were Catholic school girls outfits? Did the Pope copyright plaid or something?

Please....Jez with free organic tampons and stuff

Well, in fairness, Trump is not necessarily wrong here.

Surely this is going to take the place of the daily posting...no way we are getting two stories about her in one day.

Sure, a Trump presidency would be a trainwreck on fire after crashing into a waste-treatment plant, but at least 90% of his comments about the other candidates are accurate and sum up the public’s feelings about the candidate.

Notice it is “Attack the daddy” not “Attack daddy”.

Still, would prefer Trump over Cruz any day.

Here in Texas, because our state gov’t is evil, these restrictions, and even more so the TRAP restrictions on the abortion facilities that caused so many to close, actually does seem to be decreasing the number of recorded abortions in Texas....because people are doing to New Mexico and Louisiana and getting drugs…