Given what we know of his mom, I’m pretty sure the kid ultimately will be OK with and not scarred by the knowledge that he once shot her.

I wish the country was ready for Bernie, but we aren’t (please vote in 2018 midterms to help make that happen).

So, liberals won’t vote because our politicians don’t live up to our standards while conservatives happily show up at every midterm election to vote for GOP candidates that lie to them.

So, I started staying at the farm more and more and going into town less and less. But I still thought about Haley and the daffodils a lot.

Harden is the first Designated Hitter in basketball.

This is such a baffling argument.

Just please remember, #Bernie2018

As usual, you all need to be hit by a car.

Sure...but I would argue that Ted Cruz is a more horrible president than Trump, and I would not even want to risk a 5% chance that he could beat Hillary in the general election.

No one should ever regret not letting that last lonely donut go to waste.

Are we sure New Hampshire is even a real state?

New Hampshire gets tourism dollars?

“Lauren Vino is a comedian...”

Rhode Island Basketball - Don’t worry, everything will be all White.

Sure, there is Pol Pot, Hitler, and any number of really bad people in history, and heck you have Putin and the string of Kim Jongs in North Korea today, not to mention various unpleasant terrorist leaders in Africa and the Middle East, but Ann Coulter may actively piss me off more than the others.

As someone with three IVF babies, it always is a good idea to remind folks that the GOP and the “personhood amendments” would essentially put a stop to IVF in the US.

Mitt and his binder full of women were simply ahead of their time.

That may very well be true, and one of our IVF guys has a congenital heart defect, which we then learned was more prevalent in boys.

At least yet, we’ve not gotten to the puppetry of the penis (a real thing) stage with the boys. I agree, hiding the laugh and avoiding conversations with the penis will be the go-to play.

The identification of who and who doesn’t have a penis is a pretty big deal, and it is with a touch of sadness and a slight shake of their head when they say, “Momma has no penis”, as though they feel a little sorry for her.