Clearly, we were not rich enough to do that.

Was highly confused by this, but now your comment sheds some light, and I think I understand.

You know who had a chance to be cool?

As folks who have a few IVF babies...we clearly were not rich enough to get to select female embryos.

We have three boys (twins 3.5 and 1.5), so there are lots of discussions about penises in our house.

I like the way your mind works.

Popcorn should be cooked on the stove.

“Kanye definitely fits several definitions of mental illness. Whether our taxonomies of mental illness are valid or not is an important discussion to have too, but Kanye’s status is pretty uncontroversial amongst the people with mental health training that I personally know.”

I think your point is well made, but I believe there are some diagnoses that we can confidently make from the internet.

I’m the cheesy probably somewhat creepy girl-empowerment dad on the playground.

“She’s saying what she thinks she needs to say to get elected and people are going to eat it up.”

And even worse, it links to an article from December 2009, and that article pretty much is exactly how it played out.

Jeez...that was six freaking years ago.

The last time I was sitting around a hotel lobby reading the Bible with my boss’s father was...

The dude’s face is going six directions at the same time.

In this case, “Albany” is unlikely to refer to the hellscape in NY.

Kasich is shitty, but he’s probably not incorrect here.

There was a Jezebel article a few years ago about the inevitable Taylor Swift backlash that was coming. I believe the article was lamenting the fact that such a backlash was going to happen.

A Houstonian here, and although no one will ever describe Houston as “scenic”, it is a pretty great place. Houston is not walking friendly or mass-transit friendly, but from where you are staying, you could pretty easily walk to the Menil.

Ah...sorry...I mixed it up. It should be spun clockwise, not counter-clockwise.