I didn’t read the article because it seems like a whole lot of words to say:

Given the 100% likelihood that the pregnant person’s body will undergo some level of trauma, the 25%+ chance that it will involve a knife wound through the abdomen, and if you do don’t that, there is the 50%+ chance of perineal tearing, I think it is absolutely a self-defense issue.

When your first pregnancy is twins (thanks IVF), then having two under two is a given. Dealing with three under three ended up being the bigger challenge.

Amen. As a non-uterus haver, I’ve been pro-choice, but watching my wife go through pregnancy with twins and then with another, there is no way to justify forcing someone to go through that process against their will.

“Hillary’s doing this because Sanders has pulled even with her in the polls both in Nevada and nationally.”

I get that we don’t like Hillary and all that, but I’m a middle aged pudgy white dude sitting in my big cushy office (and a wacky soft-hearted liberal), and I teared up a bit with that ad.

I love Deadspin, and I don’t love Simmons (but he’s probably not as bad as some like to believe), but I miss Grantland.

Maybe having a uterus doesn’t qualify you to be president, it certainly seems like having a uterus disqualified you for a couple hundred years.

He traveled.

Auto-tuned Queef = best new band name ever

In the immortal words of President Obama:

This is true and there are enough goofballs around that they would try a hidden camera if they thought they had any chance of catching something on tape.

Amateurs....we’ve had mandatory ultrasounds in Texas for a couple of years.

Genius? Asshole?Love him? Hate him? Whatever.

I don’t know...there are lots of jobs where you go home thinking, “If I have to deal with one more dick today....”

I think wearing blackface is offensive.

Well, there is maybe one more red flag to worry about:

I once made an abortion as self-defense argument to a stand-your-ground and anti-abortion idiot.

Lots of folks seem to be upset by this, but neither the Democrats or the Republicans have a massively strong interest in “democracy” nearly as much as they have an interest in being elected.

True...and great screen name (unless...that is your real name!)