1. Fried okra

I have three IVF kids, and we blew through a whole lot more of these “persons” than any 20 frisky college women with defective birth control would do in a lifetime.

I’m kind of with you on this. For the true believers who see abortion as murder, there really is no middle ground.

At some point these personhood bills will run into the GOP buzzsaw of suburban moms and dads with little in vitro fertilized Braydens, Kaitlyns, and Hunters who will realize, “oh shit, you didn’t just mean for those sluts who got knocked up in high school/college” when it comes to this personhood shit.

I have found my people...I’m old, so I still just have Pandora, but I have a Pam Tillis station I resurrected a couple of days ago, and it is just filled with all these wonderful folks from the late 80s and 90s.

I would take Trump’s positions (be they changing every minute) over Kasich’s (or Cruz’s) positions as President.

Sure, but he wasn’t responsible enough to use a condom the night W was conceived.

Fuck, being some weird masochism fetishist who likes being stung in the balls by jellyfish would make him infinitely more likable than the asshat he is now.

We didn’t know that fag and rape jokes were not “the greatest idea” nine years ago?

There is no way cops identified an 8-week old fetus. It would be the size of a jelly bean and wouldn’t even be at the tadpole much less human stage.

9. Tuberculosis

Sure...but I’m stupid and don’t know what you are talking about.

Because I’m really, really hungry, and I really, really like pie, thus it needs to be infinite.

I’m intrigued by your incorporation of magnets into your fucking. I, too, would like to know how magnet fucking works.

Does infinity really exist?

It is a 12-step program

Eh, all five of us are likely to be in business/first with you.

The good folks at 538 had Indiana as a pro-Bernie state based on demographics and voting patterns all along. It is the kind of state the Bernie is supposed to win and has to win.

So, when you have said you are running for President because god told you to...and you get your ass handed to you by Trump...does it occur to you that (a) god doesn’t exist or (b) god is kind of a dick.

For non-book readers, there has been enough, “Oh shit, they just really killed him/her/it” instances with pretty major characters that we couldn’t really rule out that HBO was just going to leave him dead.