Look, if I have sex with Steve Jones mother, and I do it at a nice, leisurely pace (she has to be over 80 years old after all) where neither of us breaks a sweat, I’m still a mother fucker.

Hmmm...i think the best response is a hearty fuck him.

Hmmm...it is almost as though different humans have different preferences. Go figure.

Look...having a baby in the office would be way too distracting.

I could see her carving out that position, but it still is a bit of politician bullshit.

It really screams of Obama’s position against gay marriage (and for civil unions) until he “evolved” on the issue once the public went overwhelmingly in that direction (and he wasn’t worried about it in an election).

I’d give you Biden over Hillary if Hillary has a big problem pop up, but as much as we all generally like Bernie, there just isn’t a way to make that happen.

I realize that lots of folks are not happy with Hillary, but unless there is some new major scandal, it is going to be Hillary.

I don’t know...Rocky was a darn good footballer in Escape to Victory. I think he actually caught a penalty kick from the German’s best player.

Oh come on...everyone knows Isiah Thomas was a better basketball player than Jordan all throughout the 80s. Just count the rings.

I hear you man...I think we can all agree that Isiah Thomas was clearly a better player than Jordan throughout the 80s.

Oh come on...couldn’t we have worked in a headline with something along with lines of:

Next up: North American Slave Traders Day

My apologies...I did not realize you were a Swedish politician.

Uh.....

I know you are getting beat up a bit, and I’m not sure if this is careless wording or Dr. Freud’s insight into your underlying issues, but the line....

You can’t spell Kansas City without “Bengazi”....at least you can’t if you attended public schools in Texas.

you can’t spell Kansas City without “Bengazi”

You are going to have to at least somewhat define “long range naval navigation” and let some dead folks in Egypt, the Indian subcontinent, and China know they weren’t fitting the bill.

I’m well aware, but we’ve had a few centuries where someone, somewhere, would have introduced domesticated horses.