That was an amazingly long-winded and much winding route to a final point that really has no foundation in reality.

I wonder if he’ll be replaced by Dick Sargent next season?

Thanks for sharing, but I’m not sure exactly why needing to tell us that your masculinity was intact is exactly “provocative”. What were you trying to provoke?

But no one else brought it up. I don’t think anyone anywhere in all this said that. I’m just not sure why you felt compelled to toss that in.

Then I’m not sure why you had to mention that your masculinity was intact? Why wouldn’t it have been intact?

How would liking men affect your masculinity?

I’m a straight dude and I’ll fuck Harry just to get him to stop talking.

Clover?

Basic emergency preparedness:

Hey guys, I’m in Russia this week. Could you all just calm the heck down for a few days so I can get home?

I get that no one likes hearing how sausage is made, and I understand the public eats up this kind of coverage, but that doesn’t mean that it needs to be done.

I think you better start getting ready to apologize to some Cleveland faithful young man.

Wow...I’m going to go with this being good trolling.

Lie-flat seats are the bomb.

Heading to Russia next week, and the calculator gives me a 14-hour fast.

If you are doing ATM withdrawals on your credit card while physically at a casino...that is never, ever a good thing.

You generally can’t charge money to gamble, so the charges at a casino would generally be for food and hotel, both of which would be permitted.

...and their breasts should feel like a bag of sand.

I’m not even mad. That is very impressive.

I’ll be the 100th person to pile on here. For the vast, vast majority of people, it is simply math.