I’m pretty experienced at leering at women in yoga pants, so I’m more interested in an article that focuses on more advanced techniques rather than a “leery beginner” guide.

I’m a wacky liberal, so I’m a fan of Bernie, but he is not going to be the Democrat nominee.

that is one hell of a UTI....ouch

Clearly, your pee is not clear.

If you learn nothing else, learn this:

One time, and only one time, I ruined a nice shirt with a hotel iron that leaked heated black stuff onto the shirt.

As a 20-year frequent flier for work, this is not exactly a “how to keep clean” suggestion, but I bring a small spray bottle on every trip to deal with wrinkled clothes.

As an aside, we really do have a nice, big, lovely PP here in Houston (liberal bastion in a sea of red).

“My father, who never shied away from telling me I need to 1) loose a few pounds or 2) for the love of god shave your yeti legs, “

As a dude whose wife is more conventionally attractive than I am, I would totally wear this shirt. Sadly, they probably don’t have “Dad-bod” sizes.

I wish we asked these questions of presidential candidates.

I think we all just need to remember: “Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes.”

What kind of backwards, messed-up country would allow religious bigots to implement a obviously discriminatory law the forbids two consenting adults to be married?

Living in Texas, Southwest has always been an option, and it has never been bad.

Elite status does make a world of difference. Aside from the ego stroking, once you reach the highest (or even second highest) level, the customer service is different. On United, if you get to Global Services level, it is very, very different.

Now, you do raise a great point about international versus domestic. I’m still likely to fly United internationally because it is easier from Houston, but the quality of United’s international offerings are below that of their competitors.

That is probably what Wozniacki says as well.

I know folks generally hate United, but for a frequent traveler with relatively high elite status, they do really well for me. I’m at a hub in Houston, so I can generally get anywhere I need to go domestically with a direct flight. I don’t think I’ve missed more than one or two possible upgrades in two years.

Aside from the violence, I’m at least a little concerned about the random arm pit hair and sweat from the shirtless/overalls clad and sleeveless/huge arm hole bartenders.

You can still smoke in bars in Florida?