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Not to get all information-y on you (I just find this interesting), but Woziacki evidently is kind of dating J.J. Watt, and I’m assuming Tiger would not want any part of that (especially since he has Jason Duffner’s ex-wife to hook up with)

“The Confederate flag is still a staple at fans’ campsites throughout the South, and many fans associate the flag with their own regional identity as opposed to any racist sentiments. “

I will recline in first class because those are meant to recline without too much trouble for the person behind, but I do it slowly (or even announce it) to give the person behind a chance to move anything that might be in the way.

As a very frequent traveler with lots of big important status levels who now has three kids under the age of three, let me echo the, “Dude, just chill” attitude.

By not swinging at a high outside fastball?

Blatt certainly isn’t the answer to, “Who would make a great NBA coach?”, but there really do not seem any be any adjustments available with that team as it is currently comprised.

One of the grounds crew had a heart attack and died early one Saturday morning as he was preparing one of the greens. Out of respect, the club decided to shut down that hole for the day.

We have twins and a Double Bob.

We have three kids under the age of three. If I take them all to the grocery store or even just a walk through the neighborhood, I am treated like a fucking god.

Who ya wanna run against Jeb Bush?

I would prefer not to fly with you goofballs who take too long to board the plane, can’t figure out where your seat is, and bring a rolling ice-chest on board as your carry-on, but unless I want to fly a private charter, I get to suck it up and fly with the public.

As a frequent business traveler who rarely has to interact with you peasants in the back of the plane, folks just need to grow the hell up when it comes to kids on a plane.

When it comes to politics, I’m pretty Machiavellian.

What is the point of being a multi-millionnaire if you cannot obtain consensual companionship by attractive people when you are old and ugly?

Well the, I guess the whole “science” behind cancer (heart disease, diabetes, etc.) is iffy at best.

Before we got pregnant the first time, we had discussions of having one or two children in total. I was on the side of one, and she was on the side of two. So, she wins this argument by getting pregnant with twins.

Our twins go to “mother’s day out” twice a week as well, and there are plenty of dads dropping the kids off...seriously....how hard would it be just to call it “parent’s day out”?

“Oh, how nice of you to babysit for your wife” makes me want to stab people.

Your “icky” is just another person’s “resolution of daddy issues”

“Make Sandoval not want to do that again”, by giving him a free base.