Wait...is that you wearing capri pants?

While generally against most rodeo events where the animals are essentially tortured, I am in favor mutton bustin' and the calf-scramble.

Twin two year olds and a six month old - so fuck you all.

Alternatively, she was in very few movies and wasn't a member of the Academy.

The brunette....jesus christ

Do you get all misty-eyed when Leitch comes back each year to write a story or is it more, "who's the old dude?"

Transparent = like it or get the hell out and don't come back?

Sure, this could have been captured on the 148th attempt, but it is important to note that the ball never touches the ground once he starts walking with it.

I'm a middle aged dude with a big important job, and I'm sitting in my big hardwood floored, corner office on the top floor of a high rise building.

I have no great love for United, but I spend a whole lot of time on their planes.

We will undoubtedly have CPS called at some point.

We have two-year old twin boys and a six month old boy.

Sadly, those were the biggest defensive hits by the Aggies all day.

List makers' accuracy ranked:

Why lay low when you have been getting away with it for 20 or 30 years. At some point, you have to assume you are bulletproof.

My two-year old twins have learned this week, "Boys have penis, Mommy no have penis".

My guys are starting to get the hand gestures down with the singing....cutest.thing.ever.

As the parent of two year old twins (and a five month old), you eventually get to the point of, "eh, no one's bleeding, they'll survive" and just roll with it.

I have two year old twin boys, and they generally don't watch much TV. They get 30 minutes of Sesame Street each day after their naps.

Ted Cruz can bat-shit crazy with the best (worst) of them, but I don't think he actually believes the bat-shit crazy stuff. He'll happily enact bat-shit crazy stuff if it leads to more power, but I don't think he's a true believer.