Watt is a beast (chemical or man-made: still a beast).

If I can throw one of them really, really far, is it OK to trust them?

At work, so had to watch the video with the sound down, but I can totally believe that Taylor Swift can make the sky turn to fire.

Win a super bowl, a few MVPs, and be considered one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time...then you can be a passive-aggressive dick to teammates, coaches, fans, your momma, or anybody you would like.

Poor Drew...he's going to attempt a trans-Atlantic crossing to find a women in Greece to repopulate the world five days after getting a vasectomy.

No doubt the NFL is attempting to seem tough and make an example out of Peterson given recent PR fiascoes, but the man beat a four year old hard enough to bring blood, so suspension for a year doesn't seem an overzealous punishment.

Dr. Freud is going to want to have a word with you as to why you "inadvertently" called the dude the "hot guy".

I think I see where you are coming from, but it is hard to "respect their right to run a business" this way in 2014 just like it is hard to respect restaurant owners who refused to serve Black folks in their restaurants or companies that refuse to hire women as engineers because all that math would hurt their…

I, for one, welcome my daily posting about Taylor Swift.

Internet love heading your way!

I'll pile on. I had to put down my 17 year old SPCA terrier mutt in April.

I believe the layer of horse poo on the nice white tile will keep her feet warm.

One big piece of advice: Marry someone who loves you. It also helps if you love them as well.

Awww...that is a cute thought to have.

Patty Loveless...sigh...I had more than a few impure thoughts about Patty Loveless.

As a dude from Sherman, Texas who is more than a decade older than you, I concur with crushing on Pam Tillis and this song.

I'm a big fan of Reese's, and not going to quibble with it being at or near the top of a candy list.

I have a three-month old who has a full head of dark, thick hair (already has had a haircut and needs another one).

Who knew that high school announcers in Utah sound awfully Canadian?

I have a Pink's Pizza less than a mile from my house, and it is really the only pizza my toddlers will eat, but it isn't exactly Chicago-style pizza.