My Houston sensitivities are heightened from 20 years of being a liberal in a "liberal" city in a conservative state.

Have you been to Houston? Fourth largest city in the country and a sea of blue in a state of red?

Seriously, look at her. What did she expect?

Plus, he was facing four match points...he was going to lose anyway, so disqualifying him didn't do much.

It is likely the lineswoman played professional soccer at some point in her life.

I have lots of love for The Daily Show, but I had to sigh a bit with the Austin is the "only place in Texas where we wouldn't get shot" line.

Gimpy QB who just got blitzed into submission in the last series.

I don't understand what the tourism board is thinking.

Actually, my two-year old find this a very effective trick play.

Destination wedding with only 30 family and friends.

I have two year old twins...I have a hunch there already is plenty of pee being washed over those bath toys.

I don't know...the lovely softball women managed to unshit my broken dick.

We were given this book when our twins were born.

I'm a middle aged man with a lovely wife, three kids, a great job, and a comfortable lifestyle, and every year I look forward to an early October purchase of newly-on-the-shelf Franken-Berry cereal that is consumed in three servings.

My wife would freely admit to being materialistic and a "keeping up with the Joneses" type, and if I showed up with a $4000 engagement ring (much less a $2000 ring), should wouldn't have accepted it.

My twin boys are two years old (followed with a three month old boy), and I'm already worried about this.

Remember when we used to discuss whether this is a Taylor Swift world or a Lady Gaga world?

I don't think my children even start crying until they are sure someone is running to help them.

But it is all about making abortion safe for women.

That is an everyday conversation that happens in my house...multiple times...every day.