Because no GS troops signed up for the cool stuff.

Interesting set of comments here...and an uncomfortable set as well.

Writer/researcher room two weeks ago:

Props, for using the word erection in an advertisement. We really need to stop beating around the pubic hair with our wording.

If there were a way to get Brady without giving up JJ Watt, I'd happily take a 38-40 year old Brady on the Texans over any quarterback currently on the Texans' horizon.

I was just about to jump in with some snark that Tebow didn't "routinely" do anything after touchdowns in the NFL because he didn't score enough touchdowns to establish a routine, but the man put up 17 passing touchdowns and 12 rushing touchdowns, so I'll just take my foot out of my mouth.

This bill is helpful in a myriad of ways.

Hey, wait a second...I'm not sure I'm all that comfortable with this.

The error of our ways with this line of inquiry is that we are looking at it from our own perspectives and our experience with cats.

Sure, but you have to know that these folks would firmly believe that 1/16 is more than 1/12 because....well, 16 is bigger than 12.