“What’s peculiar about this whole thing is why anyone felt it was necessary for Olivia Jade to attend USC—an extremely expensive but academically so-so university...”

Bone to pick: this girl being trash isn’t a hall pass to disparage universities (USC and SDSU in this article alone) that a lot of us worked hard to get into and get through. You don’t sound cool when you suggest these competitive schools are worthless; you sound like an elitisit. If your point is that education is…

As Elder Price memorably put it in The Book of Mormon: “I believe that in 1979 God changed his mind about black people.”

That’s a holy place for Juish people.

Did you go Oakville/Trinity Rd, or take the long way around? The amount of wine I consume in that neck of the woods always dictates how I get back to Sonoma.

He did a chocolate mousse flavored with Marlboros for Bourdain and his best friend which they both raved about. (I’m guessing he broke up the smokes, made an infusion of just the tobacco and incorporated it but IDK for sure.) I’m sure he could make a tasty tasty artisanal turd dish.

I can’t tell if this a joke about small portions at the French Laundry or poop’s low nutritional value.

Bill Belichick has long been a proponent of making every type of play (p)reviewable

The miserable change now at my end
Lament nor sorrow at; but please your thoughts
In YouTubing them with those my former highlight clips
Wherein I lived, the greatest prince o’ the world of Syracuse,
The noblest Nugget; and do now not basely die,
Not cowardly put off my headband to
My countryman,—a Rocket by a Rocket
Valiantl…

Fucking great. This will legitimize the MAGA lies that Chicago is full of black men who can’t stop shooting.

The ability to slightly chill your beverage is insignificant next to the power of the Force!

I thought people were fighting not to own them…

as ye sow, Tom, so shall ye reave

Also known as “running a Pete Carroll”

“Well, at least someone else knows what it’s like to be speared.”

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

If you’re going to go for the balls, shouldn’t you at least use your feet to hurt them? What is this, hand nuts? No, this is footballs

Probably not the first time Nero was inebriated beyond control in Rome.

The weird thing is, the franchise tag was originally seen as something of a boon for players - I vaguely remember articles back in the day wondering if any team would ever be so foolish as to use the franchise tag on anything other than a HOF-level stud quarterback. And even then to beware. Almost inevitably you were…

Bell’s premise was correct but his execution was piss-poor. The tweeting and double-talk hurt his cause.