After being spurned by Trout, I’m hoping the Phillies take a good long look at signing Betts.

When pressed for solutions on how he’s going to fix his kicker problems, Arians responded brusquely, “We’re not going to yell and scream at him. We are going to support Matt and gently focus on converting extra points and field goals with him this week in practice. It’s Gay Conversion Therapy all next week.” *mic cuts…

With advances in modern medicine and his level of income — it’s not unreasonable that he might continue kicking until he’s 200, 250 years old.

If you’re heading for the medicine cabinet I already been there.

MF said “Nautious.” Like he didn’t even give it a good shot. Typed out a word that look like a Transformer that turns into a sailboat.

I bet she didn’t see this coming. 

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Ehh, go to any NFL tailgate and you’ll find horrendously drunk people who’ve suddenly grown beer muscles.

You’re more likely to get a win if your starter is giving up 3 fewer runs per 9 than swapping a 0.220 hitter with a 0.300 hitter. I’m not sure how that’s a debate.

The U.S. Army’s 303rd Logistical Studies Group buys all its copy paper from Dunder-Mifflin.

And cabs...

Just seems like slavery with extra steps.

Man they dont care, anytime they post something bout Minaj or Stallion I post about Brittany Howard from Alabama Shakes. A black woman, plays guitar , and head a dope Rock/blues band, has a solo album and no love on here. 

The balls are the chin of the penis.

Fuck!

If I never subscribe to the Athletic its simply because they don’t have a comment section for me to ruin.

This comment looks like two people having sex. 

“eating Satan’s fiery red asshole right now”. TM

Monday Night. Dome. Luv Ya Blue. Earl out ran the entire Miami defense to the end zone. Greatest. Monday. Night. Texas. Football. Play. Ever.

The thing I remember most about Campbell is a quote from somebody in an NFL Films doc about him.