Is that like how Warren Buffett, Bill Gates, Jay-Z etc. don’t send an extra check to the Treasury every year (I know Buffett did it as a bet one year) while claiming they don’t pay enough in income taxes?

I julienned my palm making cole slaw a year ago and my son still has nightmares occasionally about when daddy “got scratched by a werewolf”.

I got Meathead’s book for my birthday last year and it has improved my smoked foods immeasurably.  Big fan.

The Peter Principle+The Independence Day Principle?

I can understand a Yankees fan getting in a twist over the 2017 MVP race, especially since they had identical WARs and one plays a position with a defensive premium. I mean, no Yankee ever got the benefit of the doubt.  Or simply got an award they never deserved but ended up with five of them.

They are terrific to eat. Plus, if you enjoy fishing, they are an exciting catch and easy as hell to find. I think it is believed that the Potomac River came to have them because someone brought them here to farm.

Being swallowed by a whale is my number one irrational fear. You won’t be swallowed by the big baleen whales...their throats are only as wide as a beach ball. You’d be crushed and shredded as their tongue pushes you against the baleen they have in their mouths. And if you were still alive at that point, you’d die as…

It’s the new “with leather”

If you’re not +1, you’re last.

+1 Torvald Utne

Deadspin Commenters: The drunken Pittsburgh Steeler fans of the internet

I’ve told this story here before but it bears repeating.

Agreed, by season 4 it had definitely gone off the rails.

I made a Unit reference in a different thread just the other day.  I thought I was the only fan!

I’m shocked that white man in his late fifties from West Virginia living in Arkansas has a problem with dreadlocks 

Absolutely. I spend every waking minute imagining that my life is a shitty action movie

+1 Eek Barba Derkle

Seth McFarlane agrees:

They should have gone to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College and become doctors.

Yeah, you have to wonder what could have been had Campbell tried to limit the contact occasionally. Longer career but a lower peak. He’s like a walking cautionary tale.