“Bit-O-Honey ran a good campaign even though he lost to Ted Cruz.”

It’s the only cheap thing in town!

Australian rules football tweet.

this is a challenger for COTD, +1

“I’d do that but my hands are full...No wait, I’m not holding anything now, so I can take notes.”

The good table was reserved for your brothers. 

Guys, this is a massive overreaction. Lawyers usually take 1/3rd, not 90%. Anyone who knows anything about settlements (I’m a lawyer for an insurance company who settles cases on a daily basis) knows about Medicare/Medicaid liens. Basically, Medicare and Medicaid are entitled to recover the costs of your medical…

Man, that is some Process-ed cheese

holy shit! eminem is a commenter!

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Did not know that.  He also raises cain.

Unless if you’re buying a track edition of a performance car: there they’ll charge you more to take stuff off, like a more flimsy (but lighter!) seatbelt.

Always assume your substitutions will cost more unless you’re subtracting an ingredient. 

Of course he’s ready for the NBA, he has year of salary to prove it.

The season is like a day and a half old and all we can talk about is next season the NBA is weird man. 

Does Phoenix get to return fire Robert Sarver?

There are housing issues in 3 US cities.

She waited until now for a reason, yeah. He’s been ragging her about it for years now.

I guess it would depend entirely on if you are actually going to raise them with some Penobscot traditions and general awareness. They’ll never really be Penobscot, but they can have an appreciation for their ancestry. I guess that’s fine.

As a Norwegian, I can confidently say that you should never be proud of being any amount of Swedish.