I don't think he was trying to slut shame her. I think he was asking why she would do that, knowing how he felt about her, because it would give him hope, or he felt lead on by that. He was clearly vulnerable to her and cared about her a lot. If the roles were reversed I know I wouldn't want to feel like a notch on…

This thread is now about clowns.

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

I have never understood the appeal of Allen's films. Love this take down.

I'm confused about Presidential. Wouldn't that marriage mean that after 8 years you are no longer married and may never marry again?

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

My feminist theories professor said the same thing to me a few years ago as well. It's weird to me because him and his wife recently had babies. So if sex isn't really consensual how does he get to have sex with his wife to create babies while telling us that sex isn't really consensual.

When I was young, my feminists mentors taught that sex between a man and woman is NEVER consensual.

Oh I wanted to hate this. I wanted to hate this with every fibre of my being!! But then I saw that trailer, and it was so fucking sexy! Yeah I'm totally watching this.

Here's the real test: Is Jamie Dornan more attractive than Robert Pattinson?

I caught him talking about his pregnant wife on The Today Show this morning. That little throwaway comment cause a "clean up on aisle thighs" situation way more than anything I saw in the Fifty Shades trailer.

For someone who has never read 50 Shades of Grey and never will, and will only watch the movie if I am VERY drunk with some VERY funny female friends, I have so many thoughts on this!

Speaking from experience?

Dornan with beard is way hotter than without (almost everyone is) but, that said, clean-cut, boring dude in suit TOTALLY looks more like the guy who will jizz his mommy issues all over you and talk nonstop about his fucking contract.

It's Texas. Strong could kick them off the team, and still make them run stairs for the rest of their lives, he has that much clout.

I'm curious as to how the male commenters here will find ways to crack jokes and make light of this horrific event. Please proceed. This promises to be a most informative thread.

I have to say I'm surprised to see Spain in the top 10, because why the fuck am I looking at goddamn soccer rankings.

At least Brazil's already gotten used to seeing themselves behind 6.

You're the worst kind of person.

I've improved my time running around doing errands on Saturday to two and a half hours!