I love my family, don't get me wrong, but the biggest reason I'm sad that I can't go home this Christmas is that I won't get the chance to see, flirt with, and possibly blow a guy I had a crush on in high school who's still part of my hometown friend group.

Who's the bigger weirdo: the guy on the toilet or the guy who photographed the guy on the toilet?

Still the single worst Tinder pic ever:

I only care about joggability. I don't care if this is feminist or pseudo feminist. It's ridculous to expect anything from pop music other than the urge to dance, jog, or sing to a simple melody. If there is a feminist statement to be made, write an op-Ed or rant to your capitive concert going audience a la Kanye…

I don't support gun control, but it also wan't an accident. She either had her finger on the trigger during the accident or she tried to catch it when it fell during the accident. She was a moron who died from her own negligence.

Please, my fellow Gawkerites, what she did was irresponsible but let's not gloat over someone's accidental and tragic death because it confirms your already held political beliefs about gun control.

Now we will never know if she was truly ready.

I just had a terrible break up. I goal is to emerge as fierce as Mama Tina. I feel like all the women my age (mid-30s) just drink and party or sulk their breakup away. And that's fine. But, this Mama Tina alternative is IT! Whatever she is doing, put that shit in a book and sell it. I want it. Need it even. Lol.

No. 4 Con is accurate. Benjamin Bratt anyone? He is handsome, so is Idris Elba or Jimmy Smits or John Cho or an unlimited number of other baes of color. I'm still a bit miffed that Charlie Hunnam isn't included in People's round up. I'm sure he feels like he's done all of those ass shots on Sons of Anarchy for naught.

"I'm not perfect, but at 42 years old I can say that I've never even been drunk. I've never smoked or done any drugs. I'm as pure as pure can be."

I think you posted the wrong video... the one I'm seeing is clearly about ethics in video game journalism.

#notallseals

As a Jezebel commenter I would like to be the first to condemn all seals as rapists.

I swear, Every time I hear crap like this I wonder why I am I am suffering earning this law degree. When instead I start some sort of service for the rich and frivolous and make bank.

what's stopping you? I mean besides crippling debt

every time I read stuff like this I hate that useless bachelor's degree I'm doing nothing with just a little bit more. Of COURSE I should have just started a fucking party planning service for kids.

"the schoolground bully"

The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and…