I think she looked amazing. It's not like she wore this at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards. I say good for her. Nipples aren't evil. Even lady nips.

No, it will become the new truck nutz, but for people. They'd dangle off keychains in bro's pockets. The new pick up line will just be pointing to your 3D cock and smirking. They'd be accessorized with glow in the dark paint, contrasting colors for the veins, jewels, stickers that make no sense (Monster! Honda! JDM as…

I firmly believe there is an ass for every seat.

Hey, no shade for the pencil dicks. Some of us have vaginas that can't accommodate much girth. Every snowflake is special.

Unless bar-cruising men start carrying around 3D-printed previews of their wangs

I will personally give each wolf at the sanctuary $20M if Martin writes me into a sex scene. It doesn't even have to be canon...

Yeah, I think I'd commit my future life savings if there was a "love scene with Oberyn" option.

Looking forward to bidding on this so Ser Neverreadthem von Fuckyounerds can die from suffocation under a mound of prostitutes

"Oh, Game of Thrones. Could it be we've gone a few weeks without a rape? Or should I say, rapes."

TLDR: Don't like? Don't watch...I like, I watch...if something offends me I turn it off...get the idea?

Gender equality just isn't everyone's passion, and y'all are gonna have to learn to make your peace with that instead of picking on people for it. It's fine, really! I bet many of you are just bored to tears by environmental activism, or by trying to find a cure for cancer, or economic justice, or whatever other…

That's the pro-life Catholic Church for you- every fetus is a precious angel until it's bon.

She made a lot more money than him for the vast majority of their life together. She can afford to dress nicely thanks to herself, thankyouverymuch.

I hope it's paid for by right-wing tears.

shut up, no one cares about canada.... Joint US-Mexico would be x1000 better

I'm traveling abroad on my own this summer. I've decided to take a bikini. It's the first two piece I've had in 10 years. I'm so over covering my body because it doesn't look "right". So, fuck it. That's all.

We're gettin' the World Cup y'all!

Everyone must read the review about the guy who takes his kid to a basketball game and has to use the public restroom: