I would watch this show if the contestants thought they were vying for the affections of Harry Potter.

I'm going to watch the shit out of this.

Kanye's on a list of his own.

Seriously? What kind of "Men We Love" list doesn't have Kanye? No way!

One of the more disturbing quotes in this Quiverfull escapee's 5 Insane Lessons From My Christian Fundamentalist Childhood is "The individual babies really aren't as important as the quantity you successfully indoctrinate into the cause."

OMG, these people are fucking insane. A VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR - give it a rest already you stupid bitch, and your collaborator, too.

Self supporting with the money they make from a television show that they have to keep interesting by continuing to have children.

The whole "self-supporting" schtick is their most noxious lie, IMO.

and that they hated each other

I'm confused about the whole "up to God" thing, then. If you are taking medical measures to optimize or increase your fertility, how is that at all different from taking birth control, in terms of meddling with "God's plan?" You're taking measures into your own hands for both. It's the exact opposite of birth control,…

lolwtf, are all their sponsorships going to get taken away if she stops shitting out kids or what?

Seriously! You wouldn't have to negotiate that awkward "Sex now?" "No sex now, hole is hurty," thing with your partner. You'd just walk down hill to the hut, no questions asked. And all the other bitches from your hood would be there! SLEEPOVER! Who brought the Midol!?

Oh what we don't have to go in the hut anymore?

I can't stop laughing at the use of your "Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" gif. Perfectly executed, M'lady!

I was v. disappointed that we did not see any schlong in the scene with Dany and then in the very next scene, there were titties galore. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DEMAND EQUALITY

Basically it sounds like he wants the old school Don Draper style relationship, where he fucks every chick in sight and she sits at home wondering why he's late for dinner.

He's lost her. He doesn't know it yet but he has. Game over dude.

Most guys who think they "settled" have no idea that they actually hit the jackpot for their attractiveness level until there is some sort of rude awakening.

Why? No one has fucked Tebow 1.0 yet.