It's extremely ironic that they would choose Zoe Saldana to play Nina Simone. Nina was criticized for not fitting European standards of beauty, and the fact that someone would choose Zoe Saldana, a woman who meets the standard for racial minorities, just proves that society's perception of beauty hasn't progressed…

Uh...and why is that?

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

People don't go to Chipotle because they want Mexican food. People go to Chipotle because they want Chipotle.

I mean, I wouldn't have done it if it was for another company like a McDonald's, but what interested me is 800,000 Americans of extremely diverse backgrounds having access to good writing. A lot of those people don't have access to libraries, or bookstores.

Because our brains are wired to crave sugar, salt, and fat. And junk food is pretty much exactly those three things in various combinations. You eat one, and those pleasure centers in your brain light up like a goddamned church carnival at the Rapture. And because our brains hate us, if we don't keep 'em lit, they…

What's up with the desire to eat a bunch of food that's really gross? Like, I can eat a great dinner of roasted chicken and be fine. But, if I eat that Cool Ranch taco from Taco Bell, I want 90 of them.

Ok, so putting effort into one's appearance + encouraging others to do so = bad. Not putting effort into one's appearance + encouraging others not to do so = good. Got it.

And yet you felt compelled to click, read and comment.

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.

Here's what I heard is gonna happen.

I totally hate myself for still clicking on these articles, sigh.

Don't listen to the haters. Keep digging and compiling, I beg of you, please. I am emotionally invested in this and I need updates. I need a support group.

ok I'm done

GOD ME TOO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH US? I blame the disturbing lack of Jon Snow in that episode.

Yup, I was grossly turned on by him in this episode. Thanks for the reminder!

He does. I felt a bit repulsed at myself for thinking Ramsay was kinda hot last night.

Simon from Misfits looked good tho.

I'm probably going to get shredded up for typing this post, but I feel like there's probably others like me who had a similar experience this weekend - but maybe I'm the only one: