You could buy all the ingredients for several salads from NOT Whole Foods for that much.

Damn, look at you, Mr. Popular. Not all of us were as lucky.

I like how that one commentator knew Sam's boyfriend was a twink...where ever did he pick up the lingo?

I've been trying to eat more healthy. I cut out soda and sugary drinks entirely, just drinking water and tea. I look at the labels for EVERYTHING.

Silly kel, didn't you know that regulation is the enemy of capitalism because reasons?

That's what frustrates me about time-saving food: it is nothing you'd want in your body.

It will make more sense in three years when the Manziel Center for Petrochemical Extraction Sciences is unveiled at A&M.

I don't know how it works at A&M, but at UT, the professor knows who the football players are and if they show up late, he makes them go up to the lectern and apologize. They also have someone sitting in in all their classes that takes list.

mimicking the quarterback's money gesture

The face of a man who knows his life has already peaked.

Gosh I just love pretentious assholes like you who snottily judge what everyone reads. I'm sorry you hate fun and I'm sorry that people close to you have to deal with your shitty attitude.

I LOVE this logic- our ancestors millions of ears ago didn't wear shoes to run so why should we? Shoes aren't natural!!! Yeah, neither are eye glasses, we should be more natural and give those up.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK every single dipshit who dismissed the word of podiatrists and physical therapists the world over, preached the benefits of these things like they weren't the victims of a successful marketing scam and thought they'd just somehow stumbled onto the…

For me the worst part of humiliation is that I cry uncontrollably. It's not huge sobs or anything, more like leaky eyes/blotchy face sort of reaction. My emotions swell, then they back off for a bit, but then I'm hit with wave after wave of tears. This only makes me feel MORE humiliated and the cycle begins anew.

As a fat person as well (though, sadly, much much fatter than you) I understand humiliation only too well. I feel it every time I leave the house and walk among the normies. Once, I went on a date with this guy that I'd met online. I sent him several photos of myself (so that he'd know what he was getting himself…

Oh god this is me. I remember pretty much every embarrassing/shameful thing that's happened to me since I was 5. And sometimes it takes quite a lot of energy to keep it at bay. And I have a VERY well developed sense of shame. So even little embarrassing things haunt me.

Humiliation is the primary cause of murder.

Hah, that is hilarious... you'll like this..

Think of it as a FiveFinger discount.

Oh sure, next you're going to tell me that I shouldn't be heading down past drug lords into the remote Mexican wilderness to challenge a hidden tribe of runners to a 50-mile unsanctioned road race