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Open relationship?

Maybe they should try praying away the video.

Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not

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It's an epidemic.

I once had someone order the soup du jour. When I brought it, she said (in the bitchiest tone ever), "Excuse me, I've had soup du jour and this is NOT it!"

I was JUST thinking "HEY IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR BCO" and then IT APPEARED.

Petition to advance cloning technology to the point that every woman someday can have a Joseph Gordon Levitt.

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

Sweet, sweet schadenfreude.

So this is just getting started? There is more on the way?

You mean to say that a Christian corporation doesn't actually give a fuck about the children they so loudly and repeatedly claim to care about, but instead they're just a bunch of self-serving, greedy capitalists!? I'm shocked.

So, for those keeping track at home: Hobby Lobby cares deeply about protecting the unborn when it comes to denying women contraception coverage under the Affordable Care Act. Hobby Lobby does not care deeply about protecting the unborn when it comes to ensuring that mothers are capable of providing for their new

"She's great, but she'd be a little lower on the totem pole if it weren't for hooking up with him."

I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we

here's my sex spreadsheet

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please.

The "Not Rape" titty shot is classy and does not scream "I am desperate for attention" at all.