One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables…

"Sorry you're offended, but you shouldn't feel that way."

remember the part in the bible where Jesus interrupts the stoning of the sinful woman to comment favorably on her physical appearance?

I get what you're saying, but I really, really hate this "if you ignore [person/issue/ete] they will just go away type of argument. First of all, no they won't. We're not "giving him attention" (I realize that's what you and others think; agree to disagree), we're giving attention to the fact that men in positions of…

10/10, would run Legend of the Hidden Temple with

You forgot the worst one: The Dry Wedding.

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

EW GROSS SHE LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER

"He didn't just lick it once — he wouldn't let go, and licked it in several lascivious, short little motions,"

I used to be a Kindergarten teacher and the first lesson I learned was that children, almost without exception, are all little sociopaths.

You, for not tipping appropriately. If you're leaving 10% for good service, you are a shithead. No exceptions.

Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(

Robert S. reminds me of a guy I got a ride with when I spent a few weeks in Alaska. When he found out that I was Canadian, he told me a story about how he was driving through Edmonton back in the 80s, and stopped at a diner for lunch. He asked for a glass of water with it, and when he got the bill, saw that he'd been…

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Samesies. Second I'm home, bra comes off. How the fuck does this woman manage this level of discomfort 23/24ths of her life?

l8r

The seats are small and close together; you're right. I'm a dude and I take up a good amount of space in a seat. And, for the record, my balls are HUUUGGEE, but aren't uncomfortable when my legs are close together. Anyway, if it is crowded to the point that I'm uncomfortable sitting in one seat, you know what I do? I…