At work today, someone was passing out these chips to anyone who wanted one. One guy said, "Get those the hell away from me." Another said, "If you're the type of person who drinks soda for hydration, these are for you."

I mean, duh this advice is so obvious. How can ladiez get assaulted when they are in the kitchen ... where they belong?

I had a journalism pre-internship class (massive waste of time, but anyway), and the professor in that class was a former PR professional woman who told the women in the class AT LEAST once a week not to wear "fuck me pumps" to our internships. Um, OK. Specific men's items were never mentioned, just "don't be a slob."

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I've only heard good things from my friends about TAC Quick (Sheridan red) and Andy's Thai Kitchen (Wellington brown). I have yet to try them because I work dumb hours and never get a chance to go when other people are going/am too lazy to go by myself on my days off.

Looks like you made a good choice in moving! Try to move here once it warms up though, if you can help it. It's been fucking freezing for like three straight months now.

True, I never really did wonder about it before my friend told me. Because I work till 11 p.m., I can never go to Happy Hours anyway, so this is preferable. I retract my sad face. And yes, bottomless mimosas are everything. They should really just bring the table a pitcher per person. It'd save a lot of time/dishes.

Yup, I live in Chicago and my friend looked up these rules and found out that the specials have to be all-day, e.g. $5 martinis on Monday, $2 PBR on Tuesday, etc. So no Happy Hours. Sad face.

People use MAYONNAISE instead of butter on their grilled sandwiches?!?! BRB barfing forever.

Also, I know it's not the Very Basic sandwich, but it's still garbage food: grilled mozzarella and pepperoni, with pizza sauce for dipping. It's 100 percent awesome in every single possible way.