Carson Kressley is probably the only one who appreciates that comparison.
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This is me every single day of my life thus far.
Not all dogs...
We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.
Today is a day for Team Cat.
I'd give almost all of these a shot, though I'd have to close my eyes when it came to the fried beer. But fucking SCORPIONS?! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE ALL THE NOPES.
As a bartender/server, I think it's creepy when a man orders, especially since, most of the time, the woman is staring unblinkingly at you like, "this is my code for getting me out of this fucking date." I also think it's creepy when a woman orders for a man, or when you sit on the same side of the table even though…
I always consider a meal a success if I just end the meal without food all over my tits.
Exactly. Also, being an asshole. Cats love being assholes.
I hope she has a section on chemical burns.
Derek Jeter promptly quits team
Do not assume she is attracted to you
I'm hoping this "alternate ending" involves a lot more Patrice.
Right. My mom always told me if I got into the same situation 3 times, it was time to look at myself.
If you've never met a woman with whom you can talk about a variety of interesting, engaging topics, you've either been extremely sheltered or you're not good at conversation.
People like writer 1 make me sad because I used to be one of them. I drank the misogyny cool-aid and would talk about how I was so above other women. I am super into gaming and baseball and I would lament how girls just don't "get it". I would assume all other women wanted to talk about where things I defined as…
AHAHAHAHAHA suffer with me fools!