So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.

I think it'd be easy to criticize the school but, in fairness, I think we all remember that bit in the bible when Jesus, dying on the cross, says "One last thing before I go, remember to be complete and total dicks to innocent little kids whenever you have the chance. Peace out, losers."

Out of all of these, I only knew 5 of them actually existed.

Eh, everything about Chicago is better than New York. Can you guess where I'm from?

I agree with you Madeleine, that it sounds particularly like this poster has made up a story with a cartoon fat villain. So much of it feels like an allegory for the sense of offense this person feels for fat people existing. For one thing, the fat woman reacting to the cowardly drive-by "you're fat" with tears does…

Listen. I'm sure that to you handful of people who get upset about this, it must seem like there's a consensus that those posts need photographs and that I'm just being stubborn about it. But, the thing is, I have the advantage of being able to look at my email inbox, as well as the overall body of…

Maybe if you had published this in 72 point people would have read your piece so you wouldn't have to copy and paste nearly the entire thing into the comments.

I assume it's because if your diet consists of nothing but a fuckton of tequila, you will die. And then your skeleton will be nice and skinny and stuff.

I used to fear the same thing! My Grandma told me Grandpa would always be up there watching out for me and I was like, 0_0.

The guy's name is K. Hunt? Heh.

You do not invite half of a couple to a wedding. Repeat: you do NOT invite half of a couple to a wedding. Every major wedding etiquette guide says this, repeatedly, Emily Post is the most readily accessible in case anyone doubts this. It is exceedingly rude, as the one getting married, to deprive a person of their…

Yeah, I'm with Mindy. It's not enough that a woman or a person of color gets their own show and isn't some bullshit Uncle Tom-style stereotype, which is already hard — she has to have a diverse cast, and answer a thousand interview questions about her diverse cast, and heaven help her if her sense of humor is at all…

You... hate cumin?? Hate?

She has a point. That's exactly how other entertainment industries works. The Seahawks all retired when they won the Super Bowl, Beyoncé will never make another album since she broke all those records, and tom hanks hasn't been in a movie since "Big."

I'm coming for school, so I'm moving in August, but will be there for the entirety of next year's horrible very bad no-good winter.

Thai food in Chicago is somewhat unusual among various Asian cuisines in that there isn't really a particular neighborhood associated with the culture. I would say that most of the really outstanding Thai restaurants are within a pretty small stretch of Western Ave. in Lincoln Square. Sticky Rice, Spoon Thai, and…

You've just ruined cum for everybody.

So glad once again that I moved from NYC to New Orleans. Life is essentially a bottomless brunch here.

Please note deadpan facial expression on pussy.

It went a little like this: