you’re right. He should’ve sent a vague tweet thread that never names anyone specifically but leads you to think it might be Harden. THAT’S how the kids today do it.

Billy overdosed on oxy last week.

In your fears, exactly what could they track that could harm your every day existence?

Overall, yes, Parks is the better show. It was more consistent and consistently great throughout its run. That being said, I think The Office had higher highs. It also had lower lows.

The Office at its best is better than Parks and Rec at its best, but I think Park was more consistent and never sank to the level of the Office’s worst episodes.

This trade, this whole offseason really, is Dan Gilbert subtly telling Lebron to go fuck himself, and it’s about time. Gilbert isn’t going to let Lebron fuck over the franchise any longer with his horrific shortsightedness in regards to roster management.

Felix does. He’s written about Piana a couple times, and he never really expresses any disapproval for the steroid use that killed him.

Dom, this is a hit job. Happy Gilmore is a respected journalist who, like our president, both is an award-winning golfer and tells it like it is.

Probably not even a sixty-minute man either!

Eventually though, the cheese melts so much that it must abandon the patty altogether and falls between the grates to its fiery death below. I’ve personally witnessed as much as 20-25% of applied cheese be wasted in this manner. It’s infuriating.

You’re not supposed to put the grill lid back on after you apply the cheese. How do people struggle with this? Just take the burgers off before the cheese turns to liquid.

lmao James Lipton: “Beyonce was simply scrumtrelescent as she rose from those storied rhythmic and blues ashes like a PHOENIX”

I love me some Bey, but she looks like a woman who had kids to me. And by that, I mean, she looks like a woman.

Well, I can probably design a nicer sneaker.

Boo hoo, cowboy.

Set up crowdfunding page for prosthetic-arm-needing tough guy.

Huh, didn’t look like a Ferrari 

But if you don't brag about him on Facebook does he really even exist?

Maybe they feel insecure about their relationship with God? He does allegedly have relationships with billions of men and women.

If they're not the most insecure, they're certainly the most nauseating.