Dude, none of your work is good.

Let alone, respectively.

Retiring just as the line finally becomes good. Bad Luck? Dumb Luck? 

So simple and dumb but still funny... the best kind of Kinja. Well done.

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

You can swear in here. It’s not church.

People fixate on accents too much.

Keep your nerd rage in check boy

I do know that like it or not that show wouldn’t have been NEARLY the success it was during its run without his charming ass in it.

Peter Dinklage, Game Of Thrones

Don’t worry, the universally reviled season of Game of Thrones won an award so at least there’s some consistency. 

Right, like she didn’t say “Beyonce tell your fans to vote”, if anything this is a call out to her fans and not Beyonce directly.

Ya’ll don’t think you might be overreacting a bit to an old white woman marveling at Beyonce’s follower count and wondering “What if?”.

You sweet summer child. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

I thought this guy was grade a garbage ever since threw furniture over his balcony in a fit of pique and nearly took out a toddler walking on the street.

You mean the jackass deadspin rushed to valiantly defend against incompetent GMs, saying he just needed an organization who would let AB be AB. That aged as well as a magary chili fart casserole.

Yeah, man. The lucrative field that gold diggers have been utilizing for years: being raped. 

I find Pittsburgh Pugilism to be far superior...hmm.