IT PUTS THE APOLOGY ON ITS PODCAST OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

Ironic, considering how this video disproves the existence of a just and loving God.

He visited a children's hospital, frequently. He didn't volunteer or anything because fuck those kids, but he sure did love the cafeteria there.

OMG...I hope you're not a horrible bitch like every other woman I've ever encountered! What could the common factor be? ANSWER ME!

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

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The Vikings could always pull a switcharoo, which Adrian Peterson believes to be beating the hell out of a wallaby.

So, Barkley is rationalizing this by explaining that social practices he saw in the south 50 years ago should be used in figuring out whether something is acceptable today? That might get awful in a hurry.

Even his nose looks funny when it runs.

Now that he's been cleared of the most serious charges, he's got a little spring back in his step.

The prosecution's case just didn't have any legs

Wait until the video comes out.

Basically what I mean is, the league can distance itself from players and their scandals, even teams and their scandals. The league can't distance itself from itself and a league scandal. Cumulatively, with the concussion stuff and lockout/CBA making players angry and this making everybody else angry, the NFL isn't…

After the spike, the hotline was immediately flagged for excessive celebration.

"We had an outpouring of women saying, 'Oh my god, I didn't realize this happened to other people.'"

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It seems the % of NFL players charged with domestic violence is lower than the national average of arrests. If you extrapolate the amount of players listed here (56) into the # of NFL years played in Goodell's tenure (13,568) using the US population, you would get 1,295,952 arrests for DV. In 2012, there was…

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

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