Well, this just made some legless African's day.

I guess this is a thing for people who have their Kinects plugged in. I haven't had a reason to do that for six months.

Wow, I just realized that the Dallas Mavericks are an extremely good basketball team.

Pretty awesome of FIFA to pick someone who built the stadium to do the first kick.

You're wrong. You don't think people in other parts of the world propogate culturally insensitive stereotypes about America?

So you're geeked as hell about the World Cup, cranking out article after article about it, despite it costing billions of dollars that could have been better spent improving life for ordinary Brazilians.

A hockey player would've taken out a life insurance policy for $3 billion on himself, named himself as the beneficiary, died, resurrected, claimed the benefits, and finished the shift.

Look. I get that there's a lot of stupid, unfair criticism of Lebron, Bosh, and the Heat. And I agree that a lot of it is wrong, over-the-top, and pointless. I get that.

Thank you for your tireless dedication to journalism, sir.

Way to be an asshole.

Wow. I wish my sister, who was murdered by her female intimate partner, could have read this. She might still be alive.

Seeing all the disappointment expressed by the Game actually makes me glad Twitter didn't exist when I was growing up.

You wouldn't type slowly if you could use more than your index fingers, sir.

Which week?

Wow, relax bro. I wasn't mad at the joke, as I said, but mad at people who still tell/reference that as if it was a real thing.

Fair enough. You've been marked down as "Fucking Stupid."

The Californian tribe wouldn't say how much the airtime cost, only that it's a "significant investment."

it looks like SOMEONE doesn't understand freedom of speech. allow me to mansplain...

Rudich had hoped to have Ray Rice come out and give his blessing, thinking that would really knock her off her feet.

"The reason I didn't want to spend a couple of days in each location like Amelia did, is because I want people to stay engaged now we have the internet and people get bored after 30sec."