You misunderstand, Tom. He took the first shower after the game, and the second after he fell in those tar pits.

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

Jordan would have EASILY fixed the A/C with no hand checking allowed.

Jordan would have fixed the A/C

Maybe this helmet on her head is preventing the spirits from reaching her brain.

I don't quite get the Tom Cruise hate. He's weird and he's probably a shitty controlling husband, but there have been weirder movie stars (yes, there have) and shittier, more controlling husbands. That outweighs the fact that he makes mostly good-to-excellent, almost always great to watch films and never, ever mails…

Oh, boy. Um. This isn't about me. This is about someone I was (and still am) with.

Four hours?! Who the hell has that kind of time?!

Maybe they just don't like you.

It's quite simple, actually. If you are masturbating currently, more. If not, less.

Seth MacFarlane sucks.

Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.

I love ragging on Rovell as much as the next guy, but this is pretty unfair. I mean, yes, he's rewriting press releases. He came from the business world with CNBC. Many of those financial web sites basically rewrite press releases for things like earnings, M&A, etc. It's not like he's lifting text wholly unchanged,…

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

Does anyone else not find her attractive in the slightest?

It's like Hunter couldn't believe both of his i's.